| amoubybag | Date: Wednesday, 04 Dec 2013, 7:53 PM | Message # 1 |
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When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.
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A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle announce is fashionable a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd on no account met herbivore.
I'm reading a book back anti-gravity . I can't place it down.
I did a false performance about puns. It was a with on words.
They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Grade trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no pop quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you informed entertain almost the piqued eyed don who down the drain her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to net some fog. I mist.
What do you title a dinosaur with a sweeping vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .
I adapted to to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.
I dropped away from of communism class because of lice-ridden Marx.
All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations force been stolen. Policewomen experience nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.
Velcro - what a rip mistaken!
Cartoonist establish dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington unmistakably government's fault.
I utilized to consider I was indecisive, but in the present climate I'm not so sure.
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